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Pulling Up Lesson

April 15th, 2009. (10 months, 2 weeks old.) by ben

I’m thinking of starting a self help series for other kids.  To that end, I’ve developed some sample curricula to beta test the idea.  This lesson is a mid-level lesson on “Pulling Up”.

Try it out, and tell me what you think!

Step 1: Get up on your knees, and look around to see if this is your best option for pulling up.

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Step 2: If you locate a better option, get down and start making your way for it immediately.  The best options are Mommies and Daddies, and they’re mobile, so move quickly!

Notice that I maintain eye contact in order to “stun” my target and keep them from moving away while I’m approaching.

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Step 3: Final Approach.  This is the part where you give your victim target one last look to assess good grab-on points.  Also, it is good to ensure that your target is not moving, or you could be in for a bumpy ride.

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Step 4: Pull Up!  Grab, pull, and step.  Making entertaining buzzing noises earns you bonus points!

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Step 5: Smile!  This step is often overlooked by amateurs, but I’ve found that it pays back over the long term by helping you to acquire Mommy and Daddy targets in the future.

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4 Responses to “Pulling Up Lesson”

  1. comment number 1 by: Mommy

    Mommy is happy to be a target! :)

  2. comment number 2 by: Don Stark

    I like Ben’s jammies. Nice masculine cars on them. None of those feminine bunnies or the like. We’ve got to keep this kid on the right course.

  3. comment number 3 by: Ben's Fans in Michigan

    An excellent strategy! Do you think it would work for me even though I’m now taller than my Mom? I better just try the smiling part. :)

  4. comment number 4 by: Wil

    Hmmm… well, I think you’ll find that parents’ expectations continually move – usually just ahead of where their kids are. So my guess is that it’s going to take more than just a smile…