Future Career – Phone Book Shredder
May 13th, 2009. (11 months, 1 week old.) by benYou know those guys that go around entertaining school kids by ripping phone books in half? Well, I’m starting my training! And I know M&D won’t be needing this phone book because, well, in case it isn’t obvious already – phone books are soooooo last century.
Welcome to the digital age, M&D!
Ben finally found a use for these things! They keep putting them at my door and I don’t want them. I can donate to the cause!
In our house, the phone book is still a necessity, especially when one needs to call the tool store or even to find out when Toys R Us opens! So Ben, make sure your computer works before you tear up that book!
Ben, all this is good fun but let’s try not to treat all books like your telephone book. I’m sure your M&D are teaching you that some books are to be read and not eaten or torn to ribbons.